Summer Jokes Are Fun!

Summer Jokes for FUN!

It is summer and time for some Summer Jokes!  After the last 15 months I think we all deserve some time to laugh and enjoy life.  It’s time for fun and relaxation. Check out the jokes below that are simple, silly and will give you some summertime FUN!

Happy Summer!

19 Summer Jokes

  1. Why do bananas use sunscreen?
  2. Which letter is the coolest?
  3. What do you call a snowman in July?
  4. What race is never run?
  5. What is the best day to go to the beach?
  6. What does the sun drink out of?
  7. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
  8. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
  9. Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
  10. What do frogs eat in the summer?
  11. Do fish go on vacation?
  12. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
  13. What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
  14. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
  15. What kind of water cannot freeze?
  16. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
  17. What animal is always at a baseball game?
  18. Why are fish never good tennis players?
  19. Where do sheep go on vacation?

Summer Joke Answers

  1. Because they peel.
  2. Iced t.
  3. A puddle.
  4. A swimming race.
  5. SUNday.
  6. Sunglasses.
  7. A: Swimming trunks!    
  8. Sand dollars. 
  9. They are hill-arious. 
  10. Hopsicles! 
  11. No, because they are always in school!
  12. Bagels. 
  13. It gets wet! 
  14. Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
  15. Hot water.
  16. A palm tree!
  17. A bat
  18. Because they never get close to the net!
  19. To the baa-hamas!

Learning occurs in day to day activities. So, look for and create learning opportunities throughout your day. Stay safe and be well.

Isn’t education All about reaching the kids in the classroom and at home?

Father’s Day Jokes 2021

Father’s Day jokes will make everyone smile.

I am loving being the Grandma on Father’s Day because I can help the grandkids prepare something for their DADs for the special day.  For the little ones, we tackled a card. But for the older ones…. we went for Father’s Day jokes. Teaching vocabulary, explaining the puns, and helping them “deliver” the jokes was hysterical. But watching some of the kids crack up with laughter and the others rolling their eyes, just made my day. 

So, to my sons and son-in-law, I hope you enjoy the kids presents as much as I did helping them get ready.  

Happy Father’s Day Friends! 

10 Father’s Day Jokes

  1. What did the golfer dad want for Father’s Day?
  2. What do dads like to snack on for Father’s Day?
  3. When does Father’s Day come before St. Patrick’s Day?
  4. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?
  5. What is the last thing the balloon said to his dad on Father’s Day?
  6. What is the easiest kind of flower to find for dad on Father’s Day?
  7. What do dads like to eat for breakfast on Father’s Day?
  8. How do dads look on Father’s Day?
  9. What kind of music did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?
  10. What is the first thing a dad does on Father’s Day?

Answers

  1. A Tee Shirt
  2. POPcorn.
  3. In the dictionary!
  4. Because he was the coolest dad.
  5. POP!
  6. Daddylions.
  7. POP Tarts!
  8. With their eyes.
  9. Pop music.
  10. He wakes up!

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Summer Travel Car Games

Summer Travel Car Games

Summer travel with kids can be a challenge for parents and grandparents. Whether it is a 10-minute ride to do a quick errand or 10-hour road trip, keeping everyone “boredom free” is not always easy. Check out 5 games to try on your next car trip and see the miles fly by. They might even make getting there FUN! 

Summer Travel Games

  1. Add Them Up! – Each player chooses a license plate they see and writes the numbers down. Each player adds the numbers and gets a total.  The player with the highest total wins 1 point. The first player to get 10 points wins. Variations: Change the total number of points to win. Set a time (phone timer works well) for players to find the “best” license plate to use in the game.
  2. License Plate Words – Each player chooses a license plate that has at least three letters. Write the 3 letters down and try to make a word using all 3 letters. The player that makes the word first wins 1 point. The first player to get 10 points wins. Variations: Someone else chooses the license plate and each player tries to make a word using the same letters. Each player tries to make as many words as possible using the 3 letters in a given amount of time and gets 1 point for each word created. The total number of points to win can be adjusted as needed.
  3. License Plate Phrases – A variation from License Plate Words, Phrases challenges plyers to try to make up a phrase or sentence with the initials for the license plate in the same order.  “PGM” could become “Penny Grows Marigolds”. Variations: Choose 3 license plates with letters and make 3 different sentences to tell a story.  This idea can be adjusted to different number of sentences and can be done individually or as a group.
  4. License Plate State Race – Each player tries to find a license plate from different states.  With no preparation, kids can write down the name of the state they found.  With preparation, a list of all the states can be used and they can be checked off.  To make the list reusable, put the list in a page protector on a clipboard and give your child a highlighter to mark off the states as they are discovered. A number can be determined to name a winner, or a winner can be named after a set time limit. Variations: Count the license plates by the background color.  Set a number of each color to win the game. Check off the state by finding the license plate by the state motto.  For younger kids, the prep is a list of state names with the state motto.  Older kids can use a list of state mottos ONLY.
  5. License Plate Alphabet – The object of the game is to find every letter of the alphabet, in order, on license plates. Each player watches license plates and calls out the letters (big letters only) as she sees them. Letters must be called in alphabetical order and players can find more than one letter on a license plate. Completing the alphabet is the reward if it is a group game.  IF you have a competitive group, the winner can be the person who completes the alphabet by finding the letter Z.

I am ready for the 12-hour trip to the beach.  Bring it on girls!

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Literacy-Rich Classroom Environments

Literacy-rich classrooms support student learning.

When working with student teachers, I am often asked what things I see in a classroom that makes it a literacy-rich environment. A literacy-rich environment emphasizes the importance of speaking, reading, and writing. It is designed to facilitate language and literacy opportunities. It should surround our students with literacy that expands outside the subject of reading and into all subject areas.

The specific design classroom is dependent on the age of the students.  The following factors can be used as is or modified to meet your student needs. Check them out and see how literacy -rich your classroom is.

Literacy-Rich Classroom Characteristics:

  • Walls that reinforce and grow with students.
  • High engagement literacy activities
  • Heavy focus on application through authentic texts
  • Classroom library with a variety of independent texts
  • Leveled literacy library for small group instruction.
  • Meaningful independent seatwork with a purpose
  • Classroom displays that document learning in progress.
  • Learning resources to support knowledge (word walls, anchor charts)
  • Interdisciplinary viewpoint
  • Literacy centers that reinforce and extend learning.
  • Appropriate homework to apply and practice learning.

Learning occurs in day to day activities. So, look for and create learning opportunities throughout your day. Stay safe and be well.

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Stories and Jokes with Holes

Stories and Jokes with Holes

When you give stories and jokes with holes to your kids you have to teach them to look at them differently.  Teaching them that the nonsense or confusing language they are reading is part of “the trick” will help them to find solutions.

Guide them to look for a word or a phrase that may have more than one meaning.  Check that they understand what the question is asking. Encourage them to reread the story and the question aloud SLOWLY, thinking about each word.  Just knowing that these are “tricky” will help them get in a mindset to figure out the answer.  

Need a little help to get you thinking? Check out the hints listed below.  

Stories and Jokes with Holes Challenges

  1. What has a large mouth but cannot talk?
  2. What 3 syllable word contains all twenty-six letters
  3. What has cities without people, rivers with no water, and forests without trees?
  4. How long would it take someone to cut a log into ten pieces if each cut takes one minute?
  5. Emily bragged about her softball team.  “Three of our ladies hit home runs, and two of those were grand slams.  We won but not a single lady crossed the plate.” How is this possible?
  6. The car salesperson was selling lots of cars last week.  Each day she sold 5 more cars than she did the day before.  How many cars did she sell on the first day? How many cars did she sell at the end of the entire week?
  7. Two teenagers traveled to Tennessee to talk to the governor about voter’s rights.  How many T’s are in that?
  8. What question can you never answer “yes” to?

Answers

  1. A jar
  2. Alphabet
  3. A map
  4. 9 minutes- it only takes 9 cuts. 
  5. All of the players were married.
  6. On the 1st day, she sold 0, 2nd day -5, 3rd day – 10, 4th day 15, 5th day 20, 6th day 25, 7th day 30.  At the end of the first day, she did not sell any cars. Total cars sold in a week was 105.
  7. There are only two T’s in the word THAT.
  8. Are you asleep?

Stories and Jokes with Holes Hints

  1. HINT:  It is an item that can be found in a refrigerator or a cupboard.  
  2. It is a word that many kids learn about in preschool.
  3. HINT: It can help you find your way.
  4. HINT: Try using a chart to solve the problem and include how many pieces are cut each minute.
  5. HINT:  The two words “single lady” is key to the answer.
  6. HINT: Try using a chart to solve the problem and include how many cars are sold each day. 
  7. HINT: Focus only on the question and NOT on the story.
  8. It is something that everyone does every day (usually at nighttime)

Learning occurs in day to day activities. So, look for and create learning opportunities throughout your day. Stay safe and be well.

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