If ever there was a time that we all need to smile, it certainly is now. When kids learn about jokes they often tell some really “corny” jokes and sometimes you just have to laugh because THEY THINK they are REALLY FUNNY! A smile or a laugh could do us all some good!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Answer: Time to get a new clock. HINT: Can a clock strike 13?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Answer: A tuba toothpaste. HINT: What do you use to brush your teeth?
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Answer: Because she will “let it go, let it go.” HINT: What is the famous song from the movie “Frozen”?
What did one volcano say to the other?
Answer: I lava you. HINT: Use the word that comes out of the volcano in your answer.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Answer: Act like a nut. HINT: What do squirrels eat?
How are false teeth like stars?
Answer: They come out at night. HINT: What do people do with their false teeth when they go to sleep?
What building in your town has the most stories?
Answer The public library. HINT: Stories can be levels or books
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Answer: Finding half a worm. HINT: Something about the worm.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
Answer: It waves. HINT: How does the ocean move?
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Answer: Twister. HINT: How does a tornado move?
How do you talk to a giant?
Answer: Use big words. HINT: the size of the giant
What animal is always at a baseball game?
Answer: A bat. HINT: A piece of baseball equipment
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Answer: Snow. HINT: A type of weather
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Answer: Because he felt crummy. HINT: It’s what cookies look like when cookies get squashed.
What kind of water can’t freeze?
Answer: Hot water. HINT: temperature of water
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree. HINT: part of your hand
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Answer: A dino-snore. HINT: What noise do some people make when they sleep?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Answer: Hoppy Birthday. HINT: How do rabbits move?
What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
Answer: A year older. HINT: How you are different between the day of your birthday and the day before your birthday.
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Answer: Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom. HINT: Where you put the candles
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
Answer: They both need a good batter. HINT: same name for a baseball player and part of a cake before baked
What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age. HINT: Happens on your birthday.
Why are fish so smart? Answer: Because they live in schools. HINT: What is a group of fish called?
Why did the girl throw her clock out the window? Answer: She wanted to see time fly. HINT: what does a clock do?
Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? Answer: Because she was always running away from the ball. HINT: Something about the soccer “ball”.
Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the MOO-vies! HINT: What sound do cows make?
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? Answer: bagel. HINT: Same type of bird over a different type of water.
What animal can you always find at a baseball game? Answer: A bat. HINT: A piece of baseball equipment.
What does every birthday end with? Answer: The letter Y. HINT: Look at the word birthday