Thanksgiving should be about gratitude, togetherness, and relaxation. For many of us, this year has been exceedingly difficult. Let us try to lift all our spirits and had some fun and laughter to our Thanksgiving celebrations. So, if you have a few loved ones around the table or you have a “Family Zoom Call”, why not try a few Thanksgiving riddles to add some laughter.
Q. If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?
A. A turkey holding its breath
Q. I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit, vegetable, or meat but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat. What am I?
Q. You see this festive event along the street on this special day, from Felix to Mickey to Dora and Bugs Bunny, all people will make way. What is it?
A. The Thanksgiving Parade
Q. I have ears but I cannot hear, and I have flakes, but I have no hair. What am I?
A. What do the Pilgrims, Indians and Puritans have in common?
A The letter i.
Q. What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch on Thanksgiving
Q. What do grateful, thankful, wonderful, and joyful have all in common?
Q. Can you tell which side of the turkey has more feathers?
A. The outside
Q. What is brown, big, and red all over?
A. A turkey with cranberry sauce.
Q. Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
A. Yes, because an ostrich does not fly.
Q. Pious and devout, I wear black and white clothes and funny hats. I am not a nun nor a priest, but I was an adventurer. Who am I?
Q. When the Pilgrims walked off their boat into the new world, on what did they stand?
A. On their feet
Q. What has feathers, a bowed head and kneels?
A. A turkey praying to not be eaten
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. The Pilgrims
Q. What is hard, oddly shaped and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A. A wishbone
Q. How do you make a Pilgrim and turkey float?
A. Put 2 scoops of ice cream, a root beer and a pie and turkey in a glass
Q. What is that favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
Q. If it took 3 women 4 hours to roast a turkey, how long would it take 4 women to roast the same turkey?
A. None the turkey is already roasted
Q. What is red and has feathers all over?
A. A turkey blushing
I think we all deserve a little whimsy this year!
Learning occurs in day to day activities. So, look for and create learning opportunities throughout your day. Stay safe and be well.
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